As mentioned in my last post, this week I would attempt to capture the essence of fruit.

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I bet when you look at this picture, you see a tragedy.

You see a man, bald, no expression, no happiness, no joy, no future, trying desperately to enjoy the one thing he does have  - a banana. There's a certain anticipation as he sends it into his mouth, but you can see what comes next before he does. That large, long, and thick banana isn't going to fit, is it? His mouth is too small, the tip too large. You've probably opened up your high school English notes and been all like "fuck, I'm so smart because I think this has to do with Freud!" Your mind fills with penises and you think you're some kind of literary critic?

No.

Fuck you.

Fuck Freud.

Do you know what this picture really is? It's a comedy. It's millions of people laughing and feeling better about their own lives because of his misery. Ha! Haha! Hahaha! Look at him fail! Watching him makes me feel great!

What?

You think that's wrong?

Let me get this straight, you want to trade the joy of millions just to have this chump be happy? You want to rob all them of their happiness? Oh, that's right - you're an idealist. You believe everyone can be happy. Guess what?

You're wrong.

Not only wrong, you're sick. Get on the bandwagon or step off. Besides, people like small mouth over here don't even have feelings or-

*Ahem*

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My mouth is not small.

What the fuck.

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My mouth is not small!

Hey, how are you doing that? Stop! Cease and desist!

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 YOUR SOUL SHALL BE MINE!

You think I can't kill you, I made you bitch. Go back or I'll light you on fire.

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I SHALL INGEST YOUR VERY BEING IN MY CHASM OF A JAW!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What... where...

ArtLand

The fuck am I?

TO BE CONTINUED